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Sam and Lissa's Blog 3-29
by Lissa Kreisler,posted Mar 29 2013 9:34AM
I have been laughing about this all morning.
Snooki’s tips to Kim Kardashian for when she has her baby.
#1.) "If your face isn't already made up when your water breaks, you have plenty of time to do it in the hospital when you're waiting to dilate. I waited 27 hours and the whole time I just put on makeup and watched cartoons."
#2.) "Keep an extra pair of eyelashes in your purse just in case your water breaks when you're not at home. Or just do what I did and bring a whole box."
#3.) "Bring your own hospital gown because hospital gowns at the hospital are ugly."
#4.) "Accessorize. Make sure you stay away from the big hoop earrings because it can get caught in your extensions . . .
--"And also if you want to bring a nice, pretty scarf, because trust me you're gonna get bloated and you're gonna have a million double chins. So cover that [crap] up."
#5.) "Get a pedicure at least a week before your due date . . . you always want your feet to be nice and pretty when you give birth . . . Your feet are literally in the air for everyone to see."
#6.) "Make sure your mascara is water proof because you're going to cry from the pain of having a baby and also when you meet your baby for the first time."